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<p style="box-sizing: inherit; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin-top: 1rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; color: rgb(48, 0, 40); font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of… well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! That’s right, folks 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!</p><p style="box-sizing: inherit; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin-top: 1rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; color: rgb(48, 0, 40); font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Introducing&nbsp;<q style="box-sizing: inherit; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);">Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks</q>&nbsp; the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politician’s convention, and they’re all sour enough to make your face pucker like you’ve just seen your grandma naked.</p><p style="box-sizing: inherit; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin-top: 1rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; color: rgb(48, 0, 40); font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">But wait, there’s more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:</p><ul style="box-sizing: inherit; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin-top: 1rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; padding-left: 20px; color: rgb(48, 0, 40); font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><li style="box-sizing: inherit; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);">Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by</li><li style="box-sizing: inherit; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);">Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just aren’t enough anymore)</li><li style="box-sizing: inherit; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);">Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers’ reactions</li></ul><p style="box-sizing: inherit; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; text-size-adjust: none; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin-top: 1rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; color: rgb(48, 0, 40); font-family: Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">So, whether you’re looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.</p>